he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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