Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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