The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Randomize
