He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i can't believe i had my finger in that
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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