she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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