There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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