I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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