is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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