so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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