Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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