Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I forget how to act sober
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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