Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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