For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
please come you make the beer taste better
it was like eating out sand paper
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
