don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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