how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
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