Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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