I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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