if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Shitshow foam night was such a success
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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