doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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