Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize