Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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