i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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