I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Randomize
