Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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