Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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