So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Less talking, more tequila
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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