Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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