We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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