Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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