On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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