you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
She's like a pop up book from hell.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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