I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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