it's not cheating when I paid for it
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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