jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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