I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
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