His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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