Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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