hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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