did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Duck Duck Cougar?
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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