When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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