You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I could make wine with my vomit
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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