I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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