Non-Jews are for practice
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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