I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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