Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
