I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
