I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
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