theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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