i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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