their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Fuck me I smell like cheese
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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