just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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