Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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